Day 5: Total Chaos

I looked up a few minutes ago and realized that all the kitchen cabinets, closet doors, the washer and dryer, EVERYTHING is open. There are clothes, magazines, pillows and various piles of papers scattered all over the floor. It looks like I had the Tasmanian devil over for dinner.

If I keep this pace up, there will be no way to do a last-minute scramble to tidy up the night before Kelly gets home. So, I've decided that the only way for this place to keep from getting any messier is to get out for a while.

If anyone needs me, I'll be eating a veggie burger and dough nuts at the Smokey Bones from now until Monday. I don't want to go, mind you, but Kelly deserves to come home to a clean house. I'm doing it for her.